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I don't care if you like me or not! ^_^ Isn't that fun? I am generally happy with who and what I am. I'm pretty sure it's against the law, especially here in America. Think of the poor pharmaceutical industry!!

Tidbits and fun facts! (or rants and random opinions...whatever.)

I'm just your typical twenty-something nerd.

I spend my free time role playing, watching anime, playing video games, and tormenting small animals. (Seriously, I love animals. All animals.)

I'm a bisexual currently in a closed relationship, so I live with my girlfriend and her two deliciously tormentable cats.

My drink of choice is whiskey, though I have to start off slowly by mixing it before graduating to straight shots.

I currently work as a massage therapist. Hey, I can fake being friendly and caring as much as anyone! (I'm the MT who flips you off once you're turned over, whee! Piss me off and I'll find your sciatic nerve and fucking STAND on it, you overprivileged, insipid little entitlement whore.) No seriously, I find some people I like in this and people who genuinely need me, and that's kind of cool. Because of the specifics of my workplace, however, I DO get an awful lot of people who think they've had a hard time when the Escalade is in the shop and they had to take the kids to their private school in the BMW instead. It's the rich folk who don't tip worth shit, too. Damn, I need to get back in school...

I am firmly agnostic. There may be a God. There might not be. It's just not that important to me. In fact, if not for the reality that religion is an inescapable fixture of the world, I'd probably forget all about it. ("Huh? Religion? What's that? Oh RIGHT, that, now I remember...") Note, however, that I find most atheists just as annoying as Evangelists. Two sides of the same coin. Seriously, I'd rather just forget the idea exists, for or against, you know? Don't we have bigger and more immediate concerns?

I have found a few remarkable children that are pleasant and engaging, but feel that children in general are hideous little sub-humans. Parents are worse. I'm all for mandatory controlled breeding programs to reduce the population and ensure those that are born are well-cared for AND actually worth something. When I rule the world, it shall be so.

I love snakes. I love BIG snakes. I do not think, however, that large snakes should be allowed to be kept as pets by the general public. It rarely ends well. Think of the snake! I dream of one day opening a snake sanctuary to catch some of the fallout from all those idiots who buy Jr. a ball python or whatever and don't realize it's still going to be around long after he goes to college/gets married/whatever. Pets are not disposable, damn it, be it a baby bunny at Easter or a Christmas puppy or a plecostomus that outgrows its tank or a corn snake who's outstayed his welcome. I will destroy all you people once I conquer the Earth.

I love pistachios, french fries, and nutella.

I WILL destroy you.

~Fin~

Oh, by the way, if you want to see my original artwork, go to www.aetherdaedalus.deviantart.com, and for fanart, go to www.wingedhippocampus.deviantart.com. I haven't updated in like a year, but I'll get around to it....eventually. Also, my fanfiction journal is engelhundwrites.


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